Girls love douchebags. A LOT.
Why? Because we are bad boys, we have a great sense of danger which you, unfortunately do not have.
Girls are always around me, not you loser, because you are a wimp and care too much about what girls think about you.
It's all about me. It's never about you. It's never about the girls. I don't care. I am a hot, arrogant bastard and I know it.
Girls just happen to dig me. No idea why. Thankfully guys don't .
IM OUT.